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Dear Santa, I am writing to you to let you know that I was naughty and I regret nothing! Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money. Nothing buys you some time to put the gifts under the tree like sending your kids outside and telling them to look in the sky for Santa in his sleigh.
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Noses are red, fingers are blue…. Christmas is cold, and so is this gift I got you 😉. A little antidote for your resting Grinch face. Hope you enjoy your gift! Much love from your Secret Santa. Merry Christmas from a Secret Santa who knows ALL your secrets… you're lucky to be getting a gift at all, tbh.
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Merry Christmas, dear! May Santa bring you winning lottery tickets in your socks! Every time I see you, I think of Santa. You have so many things in common with that big, fat, silly guy except that long-white beard. Merry Christmas dear! Santa has already given me what I have wished for so long. Now I want him to fill your socks too! Merry.
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14. "A Christmas miracle is when your family doesn't get into a single argument all day." —Melanie White. 15. "There are a lot of things money can't buy. Not one of them is on my son.
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100 Funny Christmas Quotes 1. "I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, 'So does the guy I stole it from.'" — David.
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Santa Claus is known for bringing gifts to children on Christmas Eve and symbolizes joy, generosity, and giving. These Santa Claus quotes will bring a smile and remind you of the joy of the holiday season. "Santa is more than just a story. The spirit of Santa is a feeling. A wondrous feeling of giving, receiving, joy, and light.
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Frank Butler Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases. Bridger Winegar I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin. Winston Spear "At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional." - Robert Godden
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"Dear Santa, before I explain, how much do you know already?" -Unknown "Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip." -Gary Allan 02 of 05 Christmas Tree Quotes Southern Living "Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall." -Larry Wilde
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Looking for more inspiration for the season? Find it in these famous Christmas quotes or in a set of Christmas Bible verses or religious Christmas quotes. Or for a good laugh, channel all the Christmas Vacation quotes plus some Christmas puns, reindeer jokes, and Santa jokes.
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Dear Santa, is there still time to make the nice list? Do you think he really knows when we are sleeping? I wonder if I can catch Santa on my ring cam. Any time now, Santa. I hope that St. Nicholas will soon be here. Will Santa still come if I'm up all night with the baby? No pouts around here. We are ready for Santa to come to town!
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When you stop believing in Santa is when you start getting underwear! You have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card! — Elf. Time to get your "It's just what I wanted" face on! You're the reason Santa even has a naughty list. Well, I guess I could use a little… social interaction. — Grinch.
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"Dear Santa: I don't know if I've been Naughty or Nice, but if I find a pair of Stilettos under my tree, I'll know you were right." 6|. "I'm trying to get into the Holiday Spirit, but the darn.
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1. "Alas! How dreary would be the world if there was no Santa Claus! There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence." — Francis P. Church 2. "You.
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Dear Santa, I'm sending you a Christmas Cheer with hopes that you'll be very dear. I've been very nice all through the year and so with this, please find my list. I want a 6' personal trainer who's waiting and wanting to be unwrapped by me! I don't want to find him under the tree, I want to see him lying next to me.